SILENCE IS GOLDEN
A Terrible Take On Women's Bodies, And More Of This Week's 'One Main Character'
Every day somebody says or does something that earns them the scorn of the internet. Here at Digg, as part of our mission to curate what the internet is talking about right now, we rounded up the main characters on Twitter from this past week and held them accountable for their actions.
Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it
β maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 3, 2019
This weekβs characters include a micro-celebrity who likes likes to call women "mid," an old actor saying old-actor-racist things and a Twitter rando who deservedly got piled on for a take on women's bodies that made no sense.
Sunday
Justin Murphy
The character: Justin Murphy, newsletter writer, big fan of overrating things
The plot: Murphy is a regular Twitter dilettante so it's only natural he looked at what was trending and tried to get in on the action. What did that get us? Well, Emily Ratajkowski was trending, and using the above formula, the contrarian thing would be to call her "mid" (i.e. not that attractive).
Without a doubt the most overrated woman in the world right now. She's pretty but c'mon. This is the definition of mid. pic.twitter.com/qkFaVjv6vP
β Justin Murphy (@jmrphy) February 19, 2023
Murphy exists in the Twitter-grey space. With 32,000 followers it's very easy to understand why he thinks his online presence matters, but consider this take while looking out of the window and you'll realize how foolish everything is.
The repercussion: There is only one way to respond to takes like these: be a little mean.
Me trying to convince the other Greeks in Troy to go home: https://t.co/aoE1caYYzf
β guys whats going on (@Smartguyy) February 20, 2023
We need to make men afraid of saying things like this https://t.co/fBzIoOwJeZ
β thot choc (@shreyabasu003) February 20, 2023
Sorry . I hope you can find a celebrity that makes you more horny soon https://t.co/xLnl0Vx3z5
β Christin (@hexprax) February 20, 2023
The way people on this site discuss looks, it's like they imagine only some objective elite 1% of bodies are capable of being found attractive. Your parents probably found each other attractive. You've probably been attracted to people you know. "Pretty but mid" is gibberish. https://t.co/MWd2mGLnUw
β Sridhar Ramesh (@RadishHarmers) February 20, 2023
everyday i get on this app and i'm forced to see dudes ranking the attractiveness of women who would never look in their direction unless by accident https://t.co/kcgOOI2zWo
β β , (@seintlaurent) February 21, 2023
being called βmidβ by an insecure man at this point is the strongest proof that you are objectively hot https://t.co/R7TxJoqr9A
β leigh (@daughter_ion) February 20, 2023
menβs audacity needs to be studied https://t.co/iG5grkpswd
β hania β΅£ (@regrttes) February 21, 2023
Adwait Patilβ¨β¨
Tuesday
Ben Stein
The character: Ben Stein, speech writer, actor, game show host, conservative
The plot: You might know Ben Stein from a variety of places: βFerris Buellerβs Day Off,β βWin Ben Steinβs Money,β those clear eyes commercials, or just from cultural osmosis. But while his deadpan delivery and comedic style has done him well since the β80s, most people are not aware of his role in society and his conservative politics. He wrote speeches for Gerald Ford and Richard Nixon, and shaped the anti-abortion discussion that led to the overruling of Roe v. Wade.
And now, he goes and says this:
Actor Ben Stein says he misses the good old days when βa large African-American womanβ was on his syrup bottle, but woke corporate culture ruins everything. pic.twitter.com/WkSXUDbRIj
β Ron Filipkowski πΊπ¦ (@RonFilipkowski) February 21, 2023
The repercussion: I guess some people are just big fans of racist depictions of fictional mascots. Damn us βwokeβ east coast liberal elites for being so βpolitically correctβ and not racist.
Even some celebs called him out, like Ellen Barkin and DL Hughley.
To go out of your way to complain about not having the racist depiction of Aunt Jemima on a bottle of high fructose corn syrup and artificial flavoring and coloring railing shows the profound absurdity of latent racism that persists in many people like Ben Stein
β ππ±ππ―π’ππ« ππ¨π©π (@exavierpope) February 22, 2023
Please donβt call Ben Stein an actor. It makes us all look bad.
β Ellen Barkin (@EllenBarkin) February 22, 2023
I'm curious how he'd feel if it was a blatantly racist picture of a Jewish person advertising a savings account.
β Nathan Quarry (@NateRockQuarry) February 21, 2023
Is anyone surprised that Ben Stein is a racist. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
β π±ππ π·ππππ (@bobhille) February 21, 2023
The high point of his career was when he repetitively droned a surname in a John Hughes flick.
β robert jon anderson (@RobAnderson2018) February 21, 2023
If you called #Kanye or #Kyrie anti semites but are silent about #BenStein saying he misses #AuntJemimah on the syrup bottle youβre a fucking hypocrite! #TeamDl
β DL Hughley (@RealDLHughley) February 22, 2023
Jared Russoβ¨β¨
Friday
@dubthaprophet
The character: @dubthaprophet, guy who does not understand or deserve to be near women's bodies
The plot: Another day, another man on the internet giving his unsolicited opinions on a womanβs body. This time, a guy thinks this particular part of a woman β her stomach β ruins the outfits she wears.
this thing ruins outfits pic.twitter.com/BLT4cHgdnh
β Therapy For The Streets π§πΏ (@dubthaprophet) February 17, 2023
The repercussion: Generally, garbage like this doesnβt deserve the time of day, but the backlash and mockery @dubthaprophet received as a result of his horribly incorrect take is too good not to share.
men ride into battle for this https://t.co/lG0R1DSiFp
β rax βleads with her crotchβ king (@RaxKingIsDead) February 19, 2023
Iβm sorry, you are gay https://t.co/TLoXfg6tSl
β James (@smokeismedicine) February 19, 2023
this thing makes me so horny π― https://t.co/p0QbuW6Wt4
β clay ^_^ β·οΈ (@hanfjob) February 19, 2023
β Amador πͺ (@rascallyboss) February 19, 2023
Bro needs his girls built like a Barbie doll π https://t.co/5krVe6yRej
β _ οΌ·οΌ―οΌοΌ©_ (@_W0M1_) February 19, 2023
β π₯π»π π’ππ―πΆ πππ‘π»π₯ (@JustBearyCute) February 19, 2023
This βthingβ is there for a reason, this βthingβ is natural and this βthingβ is sexy asl https://t.co/MG6FufLtln
β βΨ³ΩΨͺΩ Ψ΄ΩΩ ΩΩΨ³ Ψ§ΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ (@juiceadill) February 18, 2023
iβm convinced straight men donβt even like women lmao. that belly is so fucking sexy.
β death angel (@angel_0f_deathx) February 19, 2023
β kiki (@RachelKiki_) February 20, 2023
I fixed your Twitter handle. You gotta be downright stupid to think thatβs not fucking gorgeous pic.twitter.com/uXRXBk1xX0
β Kommander Karl (@kommanderkarl) February 20, 2023
Brb, adjusting the placement of my internal organs to fit an impossible beauty standard set by men who have more than likely, never seen a vagina in their entire life.
β π¦ Tati π¦ - Sibling Arc (@StarliteKitsu) February 20, 2023
β Nathan (@VictoryPosition) February 19, 2023
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Read the previous edition of our One Main Character column, which included an ex-TV host with outdated views on what fashion should and shouldn't be, a sports commentator who needs another history lesson and a politician who hates dogs.
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